I never knew this sentence could bring me so much comfort

"Let me wash my hands before I touch the baby"

I know that eventually, as moms, there will come a point when we will just shrug when we see our kids eat things like dirt or glue but when you first bring that little spud home you automatically become the "germ warrior". Luckily the paranoia that everything and everyone in life exists just to make your baby sick wears off just as you begin to develop new ones. There is only so many paranoid delusions one woman can handle.