Thursday, January 5, 2012

Some slightly late resolutions

I resolve:
1) Aside from my late resolutions, to stop procreating (wow Freudian slip) I meant procrastinating unless of course there is a possibility that if I ignore the situation long enough it will either a) resolve itself or b) someone else will take care of it for me.
2) To not be one of the women featured on "I didn't know I was pregnant". I consider this one my freebie but If I ever do get pregnant again I would love to have such a symptom free pregnancy.
3) From this moment onward I will deny the existence of the little decimal point on the calorie counter on my elliptical machine so when it says I've burned 28.9 calories I will read it as 289 and rejoice in my awesome workout.
4) To have more patience or start taking sedatives. I haven't decided which yet.

what are your resolutions?

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