Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Amazing Milk Powers

No one told me that you can actually squirt breast milk a few feet by squeezing your boob when its full. I knew it had to come out somehow but I expected it to ooze or dribble (which it does too) but I never expected to be able to aim and shoot. Why aren't women taking more advantage of this fun and amazing talent. Men have pissing and spitting contests so why aren't women lining up to see who can shoot their breast milk the farthest?

A few other things my family has learned about breast milk, it keeps avocado (for the baby) greener longer and heals cuts remarkably fast. Its pretty much an amazing super serum.

4 comments:

Genesis said...

Ha! I accidentally "shot" my husband with breast milk once - he was sitting about 10 feet away from me. Truly amazing!

V & P said...

Ladies, this blog is turning out to be all I hoped it would be. Thank you for the laughs.

Gigi and Jason Glazier said...

I accidentally "shot" breast milk on my baby's face almost every time breast feed her. Especially those early morning feeding...

Anna said...

Some times my baby would stop sucking for a second and turn her head... and the milk would keep squirting out, and I actually shot some in her eye and on her forehead a couple times (poor thing). Once that stream starts going there is no stopping it!